A few Shooooort Stories

Crazy Jew (don't get me wrong I have nothing against Jews I am engaged to one)

"oy Grande Matrix you should be ashamed of yourself, $1.69 for a soda"
"well sir you wouldn't have to purchase it if you hadn't of opened it"

Air Conditioning Twit (well twat I guess)

"Does this air conditioner come with wings?"
"Excuse me what?"
"window wings?"
"excuse me"
"you know those little window wings"
"You mean the side panels that keep the air conditioner from falling out of the window?"
"Yes!"
"No...."

Customers Ass

So I scanned a customers ass today. He came to my line, pulled up his shirt and gave me his ass. He wanted me to scan his butt because he had put the shorts on and was to lazy to take the tag off. Um wtf you have to take the tag off anyway don't you?!
hm thanx sir but I don't do anal on the first date....

When Time Stood Still

"does this watch come with a warranty?"
"No"
looks at watch...
"But its broken"
"So get another one"