Firewrks prt 1

So this weekend was entertaining to say the least.
Friday was a hot mess of crowd. It looked like the line would never stop. I ended up on the last register where of course my scanner didnt work my gun barely worked and my debit machine was black.
So I am running over to my register trying to crack open my change and put in my money and of course no one even lets you breath..."are you open?" "are you open yet?" "are you opening miss?" YES now shut the fuck up and let me count my fucking money...

So I write that my machine doesnt work and I cant do cash back but i can do credit and debit but u have to give the card to me, but no person after person swipe their card on a black screen and dont even read what it says and I love the ones who knock off the piece of paper as if it wasnt supposed to be there.......no it is maybe you should just learn how to read....

So I finally get a second to catch my breath and rewrite my sign. I walk out in front of my register to greet and such....."wheres the Lady's room?" "Someone told me it was down here" So you know STUPID ME I ask "fitting room or restroom?" So of course she says to me "NO A PLACE TO PEE!".

wow what a bitch.....I asked what you wanted because you are downstairs where the LADY'S fitting room is bitch.......yeah and by the way I know what a bathroom is I am from America Im not just visiting..Wow am I glad I finally got a chance to stop and help direct such a saint....

So yeah about an hour before closing some lady is in the line next to me and she asks "hey can I speak to a manager ABOUT THESE PRICES?!"

Um sure why the hell not and why are u askin me your not on my line and your cashier is still there....um wtf..

so yeah anyway Im like "yeh but I cant call one for you right now because I am busy, ask your cashier or go right over there to such and such "
So whatever the manager comes and says " I am not giving you 50% off of this because YOU dont like the price!" and she walked away.

Come the hell on lady this is Grande Matrix if you wanted lower prices you should have went to the 99 cent store.

So then some lady walks by and says some shit to the lady about how someones going to beat her up and that someone is going to be Asian, neither of them where Asian so wtf....So shes like well your just a skinny girl with a small brain. So out of no where the girl starts screaming and cursing at this old lady and this guy comes out of no where and hes like bla bla why are u being mean to an old lady and shes like get the f away from me u fuckin pussy. Then hes like what Im more of a girl then u are and then shes like o o u wanna see?! so the manager comes out and holds the girl back and tells her to calm down....security stands there drooling and we stood there quietly snickering.

After all that is said and done its about 5 minutes after closing and everyone is bagged out, and this lady comes out from behind the cards and says "oy can I buy dis?" We all look at each other as to exclaim quietly A- how did u get in here and why are u still here and B- there are no stores by ur house? wtf
So she tells us that she lives very far away and we tell her srry aint nobody to ring u up but u can come back 2morrow when we open

WTF is wrong with people dont u have a life and where where u when we said we where closing 4 times.....this isnt Narnes and Bobble get the FuK out...