Firewrks prt 1

So this weekend was entertaining to say the least.
Friday was a hot mess of crowd. It looked like the line would never stop. I ended up on the last register where of course my scanner didnt work my gun barely worked and my debit machine was black.
So I am running over to my register trying to crack open my change and put in my money and of course no one even lets you breath..."are you open?" "are you open yet?" "are you opening miss?" YES now shut the fuck up and let me count my fucking money...

So I write that my machine doesnt work and I cant do cash back but i can do credit and debit but u have to give the card to me, but no person after person swipe their card on a black screen and dont even read what it says and I love the ones who knock off the piece of paper as if it wasnt supposed to be there.......no it is maybe you should just learn how to read....

So I finally get a second to catch my breath and rewrite my sign. I walk out in front of my register to greet and such....."wheres the Lady's room?" "Someone told me it was down here" So you know STUPID ME I ask "fitting room or restroom?" So of course she says to me "NO A PLACE TO PEE!".

wow what a bitch.....I asked what you wanted because you are downstairs where the LADY'S fitting room is bitch.......yeah and by the way I know what a bathroom is I am from America Im not just visiting..Wow am I glad I finally got a chance to stop and help direct such a saint....

So yeah about an hour before closing some lady is in the line next to me and she asks "hey can I speak to a manager ABOUT THESE PRICES?!"

Um sure why the hell not and why are u askin me your not on my line and your cashier is still there....um wtf..

so yeah anyway Im like "yeh but I cant call one for you right now because I am busy, ask your cashier or go right over there to such and such "
So whatever the manager comes and says " I am not giving you 50% off of this because YOU dont like the price!" and she walked away.

Come the hell on lady this is Grande Matrix if you wanted lower prices you should have went to the 99 cent store.

So then some lady walks by and says some shit to the lady about how someones going to beat her up and that someone is going to be Asian, neither of them where Asian so wtf....So shes like well your just a skinny girl with a small brain. So out of no where the girl starts screaming and cursing at this old lady and this guy comes out of no where and hes like bla bla why are u being mean to an old lady and shes like get the f away from me u fuckin pussy. Then hes like what Im more of a girl then u are and then shes like o o u wanna see?! so the manager comes out and holds the girl back and tells her to calm down....security stands there drooling and we stood there quietly snickering.

After all that is said and done its about 5 minutes after closing and everyone is bagged out, and this lady comes out from behind the cards and says "oy can I buy dis?" We all look at each other as to exclaim quietly A- how did u get in here and why are u still here and B- there are no stores by ur house? wtf
So she tells us that she lives very far away and we tell her srry aint nobody to ring u up but u can come back 2morrow when we open

WTF is wrong with people dont u have a life and where where u when we said we where closing 4 times.....this isnt Narnes and Bobble get the FuK out...

You dont like me? Why you dont like me?!

So one nice steaming hot day about 2 weeks ago a rather fragrant gentleman walks toward my register. I look up and ask him if he needs some help. He persists to ask me how much government cheese he has, so I explain to him that "sir I cant find that out unless u make a purchase" and of course he begins to yell and scream. He swears up and down that he has done it at the Matrix before and he cant go shopping if he doesn't know how much cheese he has. So I ask if he wants me to call a manager and of course he does. So I indulge him and call. Mean while other customers are walking by and exclaiming about how strong the odor is. Coming up to me and telling me, "it really stinks in here ?" "what is that smell?" "oh my that man really stinks!!"

YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT? You think i cant smell anything? You think I enjoy smelling feet and Cheetos's in 80 degree weather well no Im sorry I dont.....You think I wouldnt love to get some Oust or dump this guy in a fkin shower stall....of course not because it must say Douche Bag on my name tag....

So I call a manager she says "too bad we cant check the government cheese he has to buy something" So I tell her to come downstairs to explain it to the fragrant customer. She sighs and says she is on her way. So then he goes to another cashier and she tells him the same thing. But he says "ok thank you" and proceeds to explain, "oh oh but she dont like me? why she dont like me?"

So Im like whatever and I call security. They explain to him that there is nothing they can do and ask him to just buy something like a soda or candy bar but no, "no I just want to know how much I have I go shopping her all the time, its just cause she dont like me?why she dont like me?"

So finally this guy fkin buys something and FINALLY a manager comes down.....

So he buys a soda at the register all the way across from me. He does not have enough. "but I should have a hundred something dollars on her. Why you dont like me?" So the manager comes and explains to him what happens and he begs for some sort of discount so he can obtain the soda. Do to pure stench alone he is given a cheaper priced soda and finally leaves but not without saying "Thank you miss. But what happened she dont like me , why she dont like me?"

You would think then I might be able to run and get my hanfs on some God dang air freshener or mayhaps a gas mask.....but no I didnt even get a chance to think of cleaning my counter before a barage of customers shoot out of nowhere. and of course they keep exclaiming about the smell and asking why there is no air freshener and this and that. I duno why do you think have you seen me leave this spot have you noticed there are only 2 of us have you noticed there is no fucking air conditioning and a train running by every 5 minutes and perhaps made even worse by the fact that its hot as hell outside as well as inside...I duno maybe I am a Douche Bag and enjoy stinky cheese foot smell and maybe I didnt like him for no valid reason....